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Hi everyone,

I am posting a few jokes , just to bring a SMILE on your faces.

1.The middle aged woman was visibly shaken when her Doctor advised that she had only 6 month's
to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.
The Doctor suggested that she should get her 'house in order' , make sure her Will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. She should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of her life, to the fullest.

'What will you do for the last six months?' asked the Doctor.

Her patient thought for a few minutes then replied, 'I think I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law'.

Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, 'Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?'

'Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!'

2.Two ladies were having a chat when one said, 'I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'
The other asked, 'Did you put it to sleep?'
'No, of course not,' said the first, 'I had its teeth sharpened.'

3.When met by a long procession of people led by a woman with a dog, Sarah asked the woman, \";Who died?\";
\";My Mother in law.\";
\";How?\";
\";The dog bit her.\";
\";Can I borrow the dog?\";
\";Get in line.\";

4.A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The
doctor told the wife that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that
the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also
honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face & charm. He looked
more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about
his youth!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said,
\";Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever
repay you.\";

\";My darling,\"; she replied, \";I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on
the cheek.\";

Have a nice day. bubly replied. Hi Dil,

Ya i read the diamond message as it looks like my story especially that Mumma's boy part and the indecisive nature of my husband. But u see what is the solution. Well I am married for last 1.2 years now. I spent my first 3 months understanding my MIL FIL and next 8 months when i saw their real face struggling and fighting with them. They always argued with me direcly never involved my husband. He used to stand speechless before them and I used to answer. Whenever I look upto to him he used to see down and standing speechless as if he doesn't know what to say.

Finally, When he repeated this many times. I realiased that he will never support me as he has been upbringed that way by his father and mother. A DEPENDENT BOY. I can't tell u how interferring and controlling my MIL and FIL are. Especially MIL, She even want to know what abt our private life and being so old still competes with me for everything cloth, cosmetics, and above all for drawing the attention of my husband (the elder son). But what is the solution. Let us find out some solution as being working it takes ur lot of time in all these things. Let us share with each other our experiences remedies. Pls help if u agree as I just want a peaceful life bt it feels to me that WE NEED TO SEE AND PLAN FOR EVERYDAY. WHAT NEW ISSUE OR THING MY MIL HAS DONE OR DOING TO IRRITATE ME OR TO SEPERATE US. imagine she can't see me sitting with him and spending time so she always calls him after 5 min