Name: diamond
Hi Ladies,
First of all special thanks to vd & augustborn for your support & advice.
I am feeling bright today after reading all your replies. After a long time, I am smiling. So I just thought to post some jokes here...this may uplift other DILs' moods as well :-).
1.I have never made a fool of my mother-in-law,
I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.
2.Husband: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner,
my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Wife : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
3.A husband and wife were shopping when the husband said, ''Darling, its my mothers birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.'' The wife replied,
''How about a chair?!?'':-)
4.Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them
had a mother-in-law.
5.Does it really surprise anyone that Mother-in-Law's Day occurs less than one week before
Halloween?
6.My mother-in-law and I were happy for 25 years,
Then we met each other.
7.A wife said to her husband, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine".
Cheers,
Diamond