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Don't Argue With Children

Children are very innocent. They have clean and pure heart devoid of any malice towards others. Children speak what they think is right and arguing with them is futile. Read here some antecedents of children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a  commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." 

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him." 

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hair white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, everytime that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hair are white?" 

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." 

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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Kanwarlal.5 years ago
Sheela.8 years ago
very interesting!
Deepen.8 years ago
its really true. nowadays, u just cannot argue with children!
anjali.8 years ago
nice but how to answer them
Barb.8 years ago
extremely delightful. lol
Dr Bob Anderson.8 years ago
a truly delightful collection.
i just love this humour.
Mommy.8 years ago
very funny! i think i will keep this page, everytime my 3 yr old says or does something that makes me irritable, i will look back here and laugh!
bhawana.8 years ago
excellent,but how do u tackle the child
Dr Seema Desai.8 years ago
my five year old son asked a christian friend " how is the guy hanging like dead that you prey to? . then he asked anther friend who lives in a public flat without any facalities .... we live in a private appartment , "are you so poor that you cant have even a pool in your house ." monkey .... waht do i dp to him ?
shrishika.8 years ago
dr seema i think you son needs a good pinch and yelling. i gus you've dn it also . oh my god kids say so many things . i once watched a show where the host asked a kid "who was jesus christ's father ' the kid not missing a beat replied "mr christ ' heheh
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childrens are so smart, and they dont have knowledge how to talk with whome they just share thoughts of them, and as a parents we are not able to speak things so easily....
yaah even when i was child i used to win arguments with my mom. it is because we most of the time lose logic when we argue with them and because they are innocent they keep it in their minds....
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