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Due Date Club October 2003:Once an Indian, always an Indian!
2003-09-26
Name: kalyani



Hi girls,

Just got this joke from a friend......

Once an Indian, always an Indian!

It is because of the business sense demonstrated
below.

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to
see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the man hands over the
keys
of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of
the bank.

Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage
and parks it here. Two weeks later, the man returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41. The loan officer says, \";We are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?\";


Can you think of a answer by Indian.



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The Indian replied, \";Where else in New York can I park
my car for
two weeks for 15 bucks?\";

Cheers !

Indians are Indians......, Smart brains


Hope u girls laughed;-)
love from
kals
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2003-09-26
#1
Anonymous Name: Uma
Subject:  Nice joke



Hi Kals,

Thanks for lightining my mood,good joke haan.

Take care,
Uma
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2003-09-26
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Anonymous Name: Anu
Subject:  Nice one



Good one Kalyani.
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2003-09-26
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Anonymous Name: Nick
Subject:  Re:



This is really a great joke.Thanks for sharing.
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2003-09-26
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Anonymous Name: Manvi
Subject:  So true!..



Good one Kalyani!
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2003-09-26
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Anonymous Name: radhika
Subject:  Good one..



Good joke...thanks kalyani for making me smile in the morning.
Radhika
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