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The Story of the Barber's Sixth Brother There now remains for me to relate to you the story of my sixth brother, whose name was Schacabac. Like the rest of us, he inherited a hundred silver drachmas from our father, which he thought was a large fortune, but through ill-luck, he soon lost it all, and was driven to beg. As he had a smooth tongue and good manners, he really did very well in his new profession, and he devoted himself specially to making friends with the servants in big houses, so as to gain access to their masters. One day he was passing a splendid mansion, with a crowd of servants lounging in the courtyard. He thought that from the appearance of the house it might yield him a rich harvest, so he entered and inquired to whom it belonged. "My good man, where do you come from?" replied the servant. "Can't you see for yourself that it can belong to nobody but a Barmecide?" for the Barmecides were famed for their liberality and generosity. My brother, hearing this, asked the porters, of whom there were several, if they would give him alms. They did not refuse, but told him politely to go in, and speak to the master himself. My brother thanked them for their courtesy and entered the building, which was so large that it took him some time to reach the apartments of the Barmecide. At last, in a room richly decorated with paintings, he saw an old man with a long white beard, sitting on a sofa, who received him with such kindness that my brother was emboldened to make his petition. "My lord," he said, "you behold in me a poor man who only lives by the help of persons as rich and as generous as you." Before he could proceed further,
he was stopped by the astonishment shown by the Barmecide. "Is it
possible," he cried, "that while I am in Bagdad, a man like you should
be starving? That is a state of things that must at once be put an
end to! Never shall it be said
"My lord," answered my brother, "I swear that I have not broken my fast this whole day." "What, you are dying of hunger?" exclaimed the Barmecide. "Here, slave; bring water, that we may wash our hands before meat!" No slave appeared, but my brother remarked that the Barmecide did not fail to rub his hands as if the water had been poured over them. Then he said to my brother, "Why don't you wash your hands too?" and Schacabac, supposing that it was a joke on the part of the Barmecide (though he could see none himself), drew near, and imitated his motion. When the Barmecide had done rubbing his hands, he raised his voice, and cried, "Set food before us at once, we are very hungry." No food was brought, but the Barmecide pretended to help himself from a dish, and carry a morsel to his mouth, saying as he did so, "Eat, my friend, eat, I entreat. Help yourself as freely as if you were at home! For a starving man, you seem to have a very small appetite." "Excuse me, my lord," replied Schacabac, imitating his gestures as before, "I really am not losing time, and I do full justice to the repast." "How do you like this bread?" asked the Barmecide. "I find it particularly good myself." "Oh, my lord," answered my brother, who beheld neither meat nor bread, "never have I tasted anything so delicious." "Eat as much as you want," said the Barmecide. "I bought the woman who makes it for five hundred pieces of gold, so that I might never be without it." After ordering a variety of dishes
(which never came) to be placed on the table, and discussing the merits
of each one, the Barmecide declared that having dined so well, they would
now proceed to take their wine. To this my brother at first objected, declaring
that it was forbidden;
Then he clapped his hands, and all
the dishes were brought that they had tasted in imagination before and
during the repast, slaves sang and played on various instruments.
All the while
Twenty years passed by, and my brother
was still living with the Barmecide, looking after his house, and managing
his affairs. At the end of that time his generous benefactor died without
heirs, so all his possessions went to the prince. They even despoiled
my brother of those that rightly belonged to him, and he, now as poor as
he had ever been in his life, decided to cast
This,"--continued the barber,--"is the tale I related to the Caliph, who, when I had finished, burst into fits of laughter. "Well were you called `the Silent,'" said he; "no name was ever better deserved. But for reasons of my own, which it is not necessary to mention, I desire you to leave the town, and never to come back." "I had of course no choice but to obey, and travelled about for several years until I heard of the death of the Caliph, when I hastily returned to Bagdad, only to find that all my brothers were dead. It was at this time that I rendered to the young cripple the important service of which you have heard, and for which, as you know, he showed such profound ingratitude, that he preferred rather to leave Bagdad than to run the risk of seeing me. I sought him long from place to place, but it was only to-day, when I expected it least, that I came across him, as much irritated with me as ever"-- So saying the tailor went on to relate the story of the lame man and the barber, which has already been told. "When the barber," he continued, "had finished his tale, we came to the conclusion that the young man had been right, when he had accused him of being a great chatter-box. However, we wished to keep him with us, and share our feast, and we remained at table till the hour of afternoon prayer. Then the company broke up, and I went back to work in my shop. "It was during this interval that
the little hunchback, half drunk already, presented himself before me,
singing and playing on his drum. I took him home, to amuse mg wife, and
she invited him to supper. While eating some fish, a bone got into his
throat, and in spite of all we could do, he died shortly. It was
all so sudden that we lost our heads, and in order to divert suspicion
from ourselves, we carried the body to the house of a Jewish physician.
He placed
"This, Sire, is the story which I was obliged to tell to satisfy your highness. It is now for you to say if we deserve mercy or punishment; life or death?" The Sultan of Kashgar listened with
an air of pleasure which filled the tailor and his friends with hope.
"I must confess," he exclaimed, "that I am much more interested in the
stories of the barber and his brothers, and of the lame man, than in that
of my own jester. But before I allow you all four to return to your own
homes, and have the corpse of the hunchback properly buried, I should like
to see this barber who has earned your pardon. And as he is in this
town,
The usher and the tailor soon returned, bringing with them an old man who must have been at least ninety years of age. "O Silent One," said the Sultan, "I am told that you know many strange stories. Will you tell some of them to me?" "Never mind my stories for the present,"
replied the barber, "but will your Highness graciously be pleased to explain
why this Jew, this Christian, and this Mussulman, as well as this dead
body,
"What business is that of yours?" asked the Sultan with a smile; but seeing that the barber had some reasons for his question, he commanded that the tale of the hunch-back should be told him. "It is certainly most surprising,"
cried he, when he had heard it all, "but I should like to examine the body."
He then knelt down, and took the head on his knees, looking at it attentively.
Suddenly he burst into such loud laughter that he fell right backwards,
and when he
The Sultan and all those who saw this operation did not know which to admire most, the constitution of the hunchback who had apparently been dead for a whole night and most of one day, or the skill of the barber, whom everyone now began to look upon as a great man. His Highness desired that the history of the hunchback should be written down, and placed in the archives beside that of the barber, so that they might be associated in people's minds to the end of time. And he did not stop there; for in order to wipe out the memory of what they had undergone, he commanded that the tailor, the doctor, the purveyor and the merchant, should each be clothed in his presence with a robe from his own wardrobe before they returned home. As for the barber, he bestowed on
him a large pension, and kept him near his own person.
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