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Due Date Club November 2003:for you mommies-to-be only......
2003-08-08
Name: Avi



Hey guys, just wanted to say - Have a great Weekend and get lots of rest and relaxation and food.... :)

Here is something for your amusement:

Pregnancy Questions & Answers:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word \";alimony\"; means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


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2003-08-11
#1
Anonymous Name: Simmi
Subject:  Nice one



Hey Avi. thx for sharing the fun stuff. my baby too seems to be less active over the weekend, this weekend was hectic for me but I hardly felt the baby move. i'm hoping the movements are back to normal soon. have any of u experienced lesser movements than before lately? take care.
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2003-08-10
#2
Anonymous Name: hemani
Subject:  hey there



hi there
nice stuff avi
u know what, these movements taht u talk about, i might sound bizarre
but how do they really feel like , i wanna be sure!
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2003-08-10
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Anonymous Name: Avi
Subject:  the moving little one......



Hey Hemani, the movements start off like a the feeling of a butterfly fluttering inside you (similar to how you feel when your stomach grumbles) but they get pretty noticeable by 22nd week (earlier or later depending on your body type).

As your pregnancy proceeds you will know the difference between kicks and movements. You will even see your stomach move when the baby kicks and moves.
YOu will be able to feel them even when you place your hand on your stomach.
Hope this helps..
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2003-08-09
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Anonymous Name: Avi
Subject:  thanx for the appreciation



Hey Rama, Nikita and Deep, Hope you guys are doing well.

I am glad you liked the stuff. Like deep said, its good to break away from the monotony of science/information once a while.

Cheers
-Avi
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2003-08-10
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Anonymous Name: Avi
Subject:  Hey



Hey NIkita, good to hear that both of you are doing good :)...and that you are enjoying the every morning wake-up call from your little one. It would be interesting to see if the baby continues to do the same thing even after he/she is born.

Mine seems to be more of a night crawler. He/she starts kicking at around 11 pm almost every night. He/she is kinda lazy duing the weekends though, I barely feel any movements during the day on weekends. When I am at work and school during the week, I feel constant movements and kicks.

You take Care and Have lots of fun..


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2003-08-09
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Anonymous Name: Nikita
Subject:  hi!!!



Hey Avi,

I'm doing pretty good or should i say we'r doing good ;D
Enjoying babies movements, its so much fun. This baby has been like a morning alarm to me nowadays, wakes me up every morning without fail. Doesn't want mamma to be lazy :-)

How about u, how r u doing??? Hope very good.

Take care and hope u had a good weekend.
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2003-08-09
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Anonymous Name: Rama
Subject:  Hilarious



:-)
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2003-08-09
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Anonymous Name: Nikita
Subject:  too good!!!



Hi Avi,

Both, the cartoons as well as the Preg. Q&A, were really too good. Keep up the good work.

Have a nice weekend.
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2003-08-08
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Anonymous Name: Deep
Subject:  really cool!!



Hi, Avi!! It was really nice to read something witty rather than informative. Really enjoyed it. Keep them coming. I think we really need the humour these days.
Bye for now,

Deep
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2003-08-08
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Anonymous Name: Avi
Subject:  for your enjoyment only.......



Also, uploaded a few more cute baby cartoons into our briefcase.....check em' out when you get a chance.
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