WHY WE LOVE KIDS ~~~ Most of the Time
> I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
when a
woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout
from
the back seat, \";Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!\";
> ***********************
> My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me
he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
in
the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a
charming little smile, \";We better throw this one out too then, 'cause
it
fell in the toilet a few days ago.
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> On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from
his mother. The note read, \";The opinions expressed by this child are
not
necessarily those of his parents.\";
> *************************
> A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
During
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer
the phone. It's the minister, Mommy,\"; the child said to her mother.
Then
she added, \";Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's
hitting the bottle.\";
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> A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
amazement
> and then asked, \";What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little
boy
before?\";
> **************************
> POLICE # 1:
> While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I
was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my
uniform, she asked, \";Are you a cop?\"; \";Yes,\"; I answered and continued
writing the report. \";My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the
police. Is that right?\"; \";Yes, that's right,\";
> I told her. \";Well, then,\";she said as she extended her foot toward
me,
\";would you please tie my shoe?\";
> *****************************
> POLICE # 2:
> It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of
the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and
I saw a little boy staring in at me. \";Is that a dog you got back
there?\"; he
asked. \";It sure is,\"; I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van. Finally he said, \";What'd he do?\";
> ******************************
> ELDERLY:
> While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She
was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for
the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,
\";The
tooth fairy will never believe this!\";
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> DRESS-UP:
> A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she
saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, \";Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit.\"; \";And why not, darling?\"; \";You know that it always gives you a
headache the next morning.\";
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> DEATH:
> While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead
robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a
small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal
of
the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate
prayers
and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his
father
always said: \";Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn and into
the
hole he gooooes.\";
> *************************
> SCHOOL:
> A little girl had just finished her first week of school. \";I'm just
wasting my time,\"; she said to her mother. \";I can't read, I can't write
and
they won't let me talk!\";


Anu replied. Nice ones. I had a good start in the office after going though these cute jokes.

Anu. Rita replied. Thanks for posting that Ritu! It was lot of fun