Name: Staney
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO..... The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by whats goings on,he comes out and shouts, BE SILENT! Theres pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!OE....
Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a
doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called
the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
”I am 2400 kilometers away from home “replied Santa!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Banta Singh: Does it work?
Santa Singh: I dont know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.