HI
Here are some preggo jokes to make ur mood's lighter after the visa rejection.Don't worry ,reapply again and I am sure it will work out.


Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.



Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A. Have sex once a year.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.


Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.


Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.


Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. Cause your fatter than they are.


Q. Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
A. When the sex is between your husband and another woman.


Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.


Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.


Ritu replied. Hi Nick !!
Thanks for lightening up the tensions and mood . They are really humourous .
Best wishes,
Ritu Uma replied. Hi Nick,
Thanks for sharing,the jokes are really cool.

Have fun,
Uma