Name: Divya
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, \";Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.\";
The woman thinks to herself, \";No, not my brother... he's an idiot!\";
She asks the doctor, \";Well, what's the girl's name?\";
\";Denise.\";
\";Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?\";
\";Denephew. \";
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, \";Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!\"; The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. \";Yes?\"; replied the teacher. \";Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?\";
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A lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn`t feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, \";You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle.\";
The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, \";The doctor says I`m pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!\";
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A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that they'd developed a new machine and asked if the couple would like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden.
Well, they thought that was a good idea, and decided to give it a try. The doctor initially set the machine on 10 percent, telling the man that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. But the husband was surprised at how little pain he was feeling, and asked the doctor to raise the level.
The doctor increased it to 20 percent, and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50 and finally 100 percent.
After it was all over, the man stood up, and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine, and they shortly left the hospital to take the baby home.
It was then that they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
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Fish joke was too funny
thanks
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