I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She
picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her
mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her
not to do that.

Why?\"; my daughter asked. \";Because it's been laying
outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty
and probably has germs\"; I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and
asked, \";Wow! How do you know all this stuff?\";

\";Uh,\"; ...I was thinking quickly, \";All Mums know this
stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mummy.\";

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she
was evidently pondering this new information.

\";Oh...I get it!\"; she beamed, \";So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the daddy.\";

\";Exactly\"; I replied back with a big smile on my face
and joy in my heart.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum. Arhaan replied. Hi, Thats a good one.
Must say ur baby is a quick learner.
Arent women smarter?