Name: Nick Bose

Things you should never say to a pregnant woman:


\";Honey, come on, you're blocking the big screen TV!\";


\";No, I don't mind. Helping you get up out of the chair is a bit habit forming.\";


\";Sorry I can't give you a hug, my arms aren't that long.\";


\";What do you mean, the seat belt won't fit?!\";


\";So the doctor said you're going to get, um, even bigger?\";


\";Why not wear one of my shirts? Oh, they don't fit either...\";


\";Bet you $20 I can outrun you across the back yard!\";


\";Come on, as soon as my team breaks this tied game, we'll leave for the hospital.\";


\";Since your contractions are so far apart, how about cooking us some boiled cabbage and sourkraut before we leave?\";


\";Maybe someday you'll return the favor and tie MY shoes.\";


\";But why can't you trim your own toe nails?\";


...and anything said while she is looking in the mirror just after taking a bath.

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