THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN - the older the mother,
the more funnier!!

Your Clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon
as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as
possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular
clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that
last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth
month.

The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes,
color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the
baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are
clean and discard only the ones with the darkest
stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a
frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten
to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind
the mechanical swing.

Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put
it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floo r, you
squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it
back in.

Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour,
whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three
hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others
start to complain about the smell or you see it
sagging to their knees.

Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics,
Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and
the dry cleaner.

Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a
sitter, you call homefive times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you
remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to
call only if she sees blood.

At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just
gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be
sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or
hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding
from the children.

Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush
the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you
carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct
it from his allowance!!

Ritu replied. I laughed sooooo much that tears came into my eyes. Really cute .
Thanks !!!