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2003-08-29

Name: hetal Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if your change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. When does a woman's biological clock start ticking?
A. Right after she looks in the mirror and thinks, \";On my God, crow's feet!\";

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
A. Your therapist.

Q. Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A. I don't remember

Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.

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2003-08-29

Name: Avi
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thanx

Hey Hetal, these quirky QandA's are surely funny to read..

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