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Due Date Club September 2004:Sharing some light moments!!

2004-07-12

Name: PR Hello

Howz everyone doing?? I am fine and enjoying kicks and have started counting days when I can hold my little one in arms.

Well..everyone seems to be in proper shopping mood and discussing about their respective issues.
I thought of sharing some light moments with all of u..

Hope u enjoy them....

Q: Should I have a baby after 35 ?
A. No, 35 children is way too many already

Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth ?
A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu ?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better

Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory ?
A: Most of the ladies I asked don't remember

Q: I'm modest. Once I start to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position ?
A: Authorized hospital personnel only -- doctors, nurses, orderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.

Q: How do I know if my baby has dropped ?
A: He/She will start crying. Be more careful !

Q: What is colic ?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control

Q: My breasts, rear end & even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy ?
A: Yes, your bladder

Q: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor ?
A: When the sex is between your husband and another woman

Take care and enjoy kick-boxing..!!

PR

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2004-07-13

Name: Leena
Subject:

Good stuff

Those were some great one liners........

good to know you and the baby are both doing well. How ar eyou prenatal classes going?? Ia m strating mine on July 19.....and was wondering what to expect.
Leena

2004-07-13

Name: PR
Subject:

Info

Hello Leena
As per the curriculum set for antenatal classes over here ,we had(will have) sessions on diet/nutrition,physiotherapy,labour pain/relief,baby care,breast feeding and baby massage(which is schedule after childbirth).
I am surely enjoying my antenatal classes...and best part it provides a platform to interact with people from different communities and knowing their culture and beliefs.

Enjoy.....& Take care
PR

2004-07-12

Name: Meenu
Subject:

Good Ones !!!

Hi PR,
Good to se ur msg.
Hey these were real good one liners....
So hows ur health and little one?? Have u started thinking about names or already shortlisted one or 2...?? and what about ur shopping etc??
Keep updating
Take care
Meenu

2004-07-13

Name: PR
Subject:

Update from my side

Hello Meenu

We(baby and myself) are doing well.

I am attending antenatal classes and gathering some tidbits from here and there.(Have u started with Kegel excercises??I stop breathing whenever I contract..are u facing similar problem??)

As for searching names,I am in process of preparing the excel but will decide after birth since I have opted not to find out gender.

As far as shopping goes ,I have collected information about products and brands which I plan to buy but will not buy since in my community I am not expected to buy anything before childbirth.I really want to do shopping but.......I think I have to give this pleasure to my mother/MIL who plan to reach here by mid-August.

Are your inlaws or parents planning a visit during your delievery??

Will surely keep updating..
PR

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