SB Nation NBA Disney Draft: The Nets get the ig they most desperately need
The Brooklyn Nets need help. Plenty of help. Healthy bodies. And plenty of them. And while SB Nation could have graced us with a eam sites beat writer draft - let goooo, Pooch! - instead we were asked to draft Disney characters. So, draft a Disney character I did. Who did I pickWell https://www.brooklynfanstoreonline.c...rving_Flag-123, some background, first on the state of the Nets:That makes it seven players who will sit out on the Nets:- Kevin Durant- Kyrie Irving- Spencer Dinwiddie- DeAndre Jordan- Wilson Chandler- Nicolas Claxton- Taurean Prince 0Yeah, the Nets need help. Lots of help. Especially when it comes to bigs. Soooo, I went and drafted the Nets the biggest Disney character I could: Moana. The biggest, you say Yeah, the biggest DeAndre Jordan T-Shirt. According to Google, Moana measures at 7-feet, 6-inches tall. Say it again. 7-feet, 6-inches tall. And, with speed. Let gooooooooo!!!! Matt Brooks, let get a film study going. I literally have no idea what I doing when it comes to Disney-ing the Nets, but I think I did it. I think made the Nets better. I mean, if we can have Pooch play, let opt for the best big in history of Disney. Heard the Nets had an open spot. . . shaking off years of rust Here how the draft shook out (teams were picked in random order) - I got a steal at 10. Brew Hoop-Robin HoodThe Dream Shake-Jiminy CricketThe Bird Writes-SimbaSLC Dunk-MauiHot Hot Hoops-BeastBullets Forever-Mickey MouseSilver Screen and Roll-Aladdin GenieSactown Royalty-HerculesBright Side Of The Sun-TarzanNetsDaily-MoanaWelcome to Loud CityJames P https://www.brooklynfanstoreonline.c...Pet_Jersey-144. SullivanOrlando Pinstriped Post-Peter PanPounding The Rock-EVE (a. k. a. Eva)Raptors HQ-Alice (Alice in Wonderland)Clips Nation-ElastigirlDenver Stiffs-Mr.