Extra-Marital Affairs
Catch your cheating husband
Do you have a nagging suspicion that your husband is cheating on you
You may be right, but don't just jump to conclusions. And, more importantly,
don't accuse him unless you've caught him red-handed or are willing to
stake your life on it. Play detective for a while, and find out the real
story.
Here are some tips:
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Your husband has just hired a new secretary. 'Is she pretty?' you ask.
'Naah!' he retorts. And then, one fine day you run into her and find out
that she's drop dead gorgeous. Maybe your husband thinks so too, and is
feeling guilty about it so he lied to you about her looks. Or maybe, just
maybe, he's got something else up his sleeve..
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You find traces of lipstick on his shirt. His excuse A colleague accidentally
bumped into him. Hah!
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Has he suddenly started coming home late from work The standard excuse
is that he's working late, but you can't buy that all the time. Men want
to finish their work and then come home to their family. If that's not
what's happening, it's time to start thinking.
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The obvious telephone call from a woman - when he speaks to her, he whispers.
And, you get the feeling he's speaking in monosyllables so you don't find
out what the conversation is all about.
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He's suddenly a lot more conscious of his looks and his body. He's got
a new haircut, has suddenly started working out more and seems to be on
a 'getting fit' spree.
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He has been getting headaches a bit too often for comfort.
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You find long strands of hair on the seat of his car - or on his jacket
- and they ain't yours!
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He brings you flowers or diamonds for apparently no reason at all.
So what do you do Sneak a peek at his cell phone. Who has he been calling
Or, better still, try and catch him red handed. Surprise him by dropping
in at his office when he says he's working, or by coming home when he thinks
you're out of town.
Catch your cheating wife
You come home early from office, find another pair of male shoes that don't fit and dump it in your shoe rack mumbling, 'Oh well, another one
for the collection. 'Sounds familiar Wake up buddy, your wife has not
been spending her free time at the mall. It's time to smell the bitter
coffee.
So how do you know for sure if your wife is cheating on you, You have
the option of getting downright dirty and sneaky. Mini cameras, pen bugs
are all available on the net, so if you're a tech savvy guy you'll have
no problem tracing her movements, spying on her and catching her in the
act! But a far classier alternative would be to start observing her behavior.
Here are a few giveaways that your wife may be having an affair.
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She walks around the house in a daze, acting more like a teenager with
a life-altering crush than your wife of ten years.
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She has been getting too many headaches. Aha! Never ignore this one.
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She's just hired a personal trainer who looks like a cross between Antonio
Banderas and Akshaye Khanna. And, he's got the body of Salman Khan. Uh,
oh.
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She's suddenly splurged on sexy lingerie. It's possible she's done that
for you, but if you are not seeing her in the garters and corsets, you're
in trouble.
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You find a charge slip in the wastebasket from a nearby motel.
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You answer the phone, and whoever is on the other line hangs up. When she
answers it the speaker mysteriously appears.
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You come home one day and find a cigarette butt in the ashtray, yet nobody
in the house smokes.
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New clothes. A lot of new clothes. An entire new wardrobe possibly.
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She's been going for a lot more girls nights out, and has been coming
home later and later.
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She keeps saying, 'I love you,' over and over again as if by rote, but
she certainly doesn't act like she's in love.
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She starts making excuses and is suddenly very busy to take an extended
vacation.
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She murmurs another man's name in her sleep. Or yells out someone else's
name when you're having sex. Oh, boy! Let's see her try to get out of that!
And if she does, you're either very innocent.. or not very intelligent.