Name: shweta

Hi all of u
NJOY

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WONDERFUL JOKES............................ALL MY PUNJABI FRIENDS PLS. DONT MIND

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
>punjab . Local
>sardars
>have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
>more..
>
>
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>+++++++++
>
>
>A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
>at evening not in
>the
>morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM
>not AM''.
>
>
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>+++++++++++
>
>
>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>
>Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
>
>Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
>
>It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!\";

>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
>looking thing is what
>you call modern art ?
>
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>

>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
>gave 11 cr after
>deducting tax. Angry Sardar: \";Give me 20 cr or
>else return my 20
>Rs
>back.!

>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
>college.
>
>U knw Why?
>
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
>leaking...


>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
>
>Frnd: Y?
>
>Srdr: Got upper berth.
>
>Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
>
>Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
>berth..

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