I was driving my children to school the other day, when one under-aged driver banged into my car. I got out and ranted and raved for the next 15 minutes, telling him what a bad driver he was, that he was under-age and I wanted his license, and how scared my children were.... After a while, my son popped his head out and said, "Mom will you stop wailing." 

- Gayatri Narayan
 
 

One day my three year old daughter was telling me the names of her friends in her school. She told me that one of her friends name was Saurab because he was rubbing all the time in a notebook.

- Akshara Kaginalkar
 
 

My eighteen month old son Vishnu was trying to get my attention as I
watched TV by throwing his small toys at me. His dad, who was watching Vishnu, said to him "Don't do that. 'Kaan pakad kar sorry bolo beta'". Vishnu promptly climbed onto my lap and pulled MY ears to say that he was sorry.

- Jyoti Rahi