One day when our cleaning maid, Kamlesh had not turned up I was sweeping the house. My 3 year old son Jivitesh on seeing me sweep asked " have you become Kamlesh today?" jokingly I replied yes.
Instantly he replied " then I shall become Chotu (the boy who collects our
garbage)"

- Sangeeta Juneja
 

Ram and Anand is two brother ........Ram is a very good boy but
Anand is noty boy. One day Ram go to school. Anand not goes to school.               

- Ram Vijayrao  Vishrojwar
 

My 2(1/2) year old son likes animals very much. Once when we were
taking an evening walk, we came across some goats. So I asked him what is a little one of a goat called. He said 'Kid'. A little later, we saw some pigs. So I asked him what is a little one of a pig called, and he promptly replied 'Goat'.                                           

- Geeta Kalle